What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 01:07

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Unacceptable again!

So, the docs changed it to read

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Then came..

Still no good

So they tried

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No way

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No go.

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Everyone loved it.

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Another attempt resulted in ...

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Just Forget it!

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No, not a chance

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Thumbs down again.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Nuts and Butts

Still no good.

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

They put up a sign reading

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Next, they tried...

Minds and Behinds

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